She announced her abortion via fbk
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I would fuck him just for his dog
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I wear drunk well.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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