If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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