Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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