no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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