i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
