did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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