I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
ok first of all what the fuck
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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