I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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