pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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