we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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