so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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