kristin has been a bad kristin
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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