there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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