pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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