I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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