My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The power of my boobs compel you
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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