Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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