Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
