you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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