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• (310): View more from California

  I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...

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• (858): View more from California

  I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"

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• (716): View more from New York

  i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.

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