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• (214): View more from Texas

  On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.

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  You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.

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• (310): View more from California

  I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  LMAO

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