Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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