that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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