So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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