Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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