so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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