Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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