their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
