I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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