yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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