I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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