I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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