I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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