I don't think brook has ever known best
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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