are you so shy because you have an std?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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