Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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