So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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