matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Randomize
