id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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