Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Shame - the story of my life.
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