Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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