ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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