Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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