you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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