Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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