What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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