Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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