reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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