I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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