Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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