So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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