theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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