its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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