You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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