i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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