oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND