Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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