Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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