ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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