first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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